Just Plain Lame...
These are just absolutley amusing.... I had a conversation with someone about the lamest pickup lines that they have ever heard and with that, here is a list that we put together..
Please feel free to contribute, but this is a list of 10 a ridiculously LAME pick up lines:
1. Are you from Tennessee? "No, why?" Cause' your the only 10 I see!
2. Have you been eating your lucky charms? "No, why?" Cause' your looking magically delicious!
3. Baby I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can still make your Bedrock!
4. Do you want to see something swell?
5. Should I call you in the morning? Or nudge you?
6. Do you work for UPS? Cause I could of sworn I saw you checking out my package.
7. I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right!
8. Excuse me, but I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
9. Man: Want to play war? Women: War? Man: Yeah, I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
10. All those curves and me with no breaks!
I'm sure that that there are some good ones in which we are forgetting, but seriously, those are pretty bad. Especially number 9.
posted by SamanthaG @ 4:25 PM
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3 Comments:
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but do I know you?
are those space pants?...because your ass is out of this world!!!!
come visit me sometime soon \ or i will be forced to drop these lines on some poor unsuspecting women!!! love ya' 1st lady
how can you forget the classics?
Are you tired?
No, why?
Because you've been running through my mind all day.
(Check her shirt tag)Hey! WTF?
Just like I thought.
Huh?
Made in heaven.
Did it hurt?
Um?
When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?
Is that windex in your pocket? Cuz I can totally see myself in your pants.
That's a really nice shirt.
Thanks! You like it? It's new.
Yeah, it would look great crumpled up in the corner of my room.
Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cuz I'd sure like to tap that ass.
And my personal favorite (requires an excellent delivery and tons of eye contact)
Is your daddy a thief?
Huh? Um, no, why?
Because it looks like someone stole all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.... (commence making out with air)
ok, one more favorite:
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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