The Converstaions of a Friday

So, this afternoon, when I woke up (at noon) my mom started giving me a hard time. Apparently she's still sick and she wanted food, but she didn't want to have to go and get it. So, she insists that I go to Philly Connection and get her a Philly Cheese steak. Of course, I didn't mind, that meant that I got free lunch. So, while I'm sitting in Philly Connection waiting for my order to be prepared, I happen to tune into a conversation that these two girls were having. They were, undoubtedly, still in high school and how they were at Philly Connection at 12:45, on a Friday, was beyond me. So the conversation they were having, from what I could gather, was about this girl that they were friends with. Or rather, use to be friends with. Oh how the high school drama is always amusing. So basically, they were mad at her because she "Had no right to even think about going to the homecoming dance with her ex-boyfriend." Even though, again from what I gathered from this conversation, this girl and her ex had been broken up for over a year! It went back and forth between the two girls, exchanging nasty thoughts and opinions about this girl. It was so funny. I start laughing, because it just became so dumb that I couldn't stand it. My order is ready, I walk up, pick it up and start walking for the door. The girls look at me and the one girl, who was without a doubt, the one who was much more angry than the other, says, "What's so funny?" I just snickered and said, "Because your mad at someone for something so stupid! Oh High School, oh how I miss it" and continued walking out the door.

So a girlfriend and I were talking today on the phone and we started talking about how much she missed her boyfriend. She's in the Air Force and she just came home for 23 days. Day one started today and she can't wait to see her "honey." So, of course, you must know why. I started laughing at her, poking, prodding, giving her a hard time and she chuckles and says, "Why do you think I'm so tone?" I said, "well, duh, your in the Air Force and you just got out of basic training." She laughed again and said, "I was tone before I left, dumb ass, its because you burn so many calories during sex." I laughed at her and thought to myself..well things better left un said....

So she emailed me this article called, "Losing Weight with Cupid" located on WebMd. It's got all kinds of factual information from the doctors and what not. I thought it was hilarious....check it out.

So those are two extremley funny converstaions that I had today.